Moustaches

 

This is the Moustache page.

Moustaches are epic.

You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it. 

Here are a few ‘staches that changed the game. 

 

Chester Arthur. President. Stalwart. Moustache Pioneer. 

First playa to connect his ‘stache to his sideburns. Well played, sir.

Mark Twain. Writer. American Icon.

First to rock a matching white suit with his moustache.    

Salvidor Dali. Artist. Renaissance Man. 

First to make his moustache a work of art. 

Rollie Fingers. Professional Baseball Player. 

The only thing more wicked than his fastball was his handlebar moustache. 

Tom Selleck. Actor. Made everyone who didn’t have a moustache in the ’80s look like a fool.

First to bring serious sex appeal to the moustache.

Ron Burgundy. News Anchor. Playboy. Lover of animals.

Possessed the most professional looking moustache in the history of the game.

Sam Elliott. Actor. The Stranger. 

Only man with a voice as smooth as his ‘stache. 

Charles Bronson. Lover. Fighter. All Around Bad Ass. 

His moustache is still wanted for murder in nine states and three countries.

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